Enlargement
The day before yesterday a friend wrote a joking email that he hoped the appointment (yesterday) would result in a prognosis of nothing more than enlargement. I wrote back something off-color that I can't repeat here. Oddly enough, I did get an enlargement, of sorts. I told them I was 5'10-and-a-half", and they did not believe me. So when they measured me, I was 5'11". My wife swears I have always been 5'11" but anytime I measured myself (like, once a decade), it was 5'10-and-a-half." So, there ya go. Enlargement!
The day before yesterday a friend wrote a joking email that he hoped the appointment (yesterday) would result in a prognosis of nothing more than enlargement. I wrote back something off-color that I can't repeat here. Oddly enough, I did get an enlargement, of sorts. I told them I was 5'10-and-a-half", and they did not believe me. So when they measured me, I was 5'11". My wife swears I have always been 5'11" but anytime I measured myself (like, once a decade), it was 5'10-and-a-half." So, there ya go. Enlargement!
posted by brainhell at 9:01 AM
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