Arafat

Arafat reportedly has liver trouble. So the way I project the story is this: He needs a liver transplant. A couple of lefties in the USA offer to give them part of theirs. But the State Department blocks it. Then he gets a liver transplant from an organ donor, someone who died in Israel. In a pizza joint. That was blown up. By a one-way human bomber. It's the small daughter of an Israeli rabbi.

I know this would never actually happen. But it certainly would generate a few headlines.