My sprint used to have two gears: (1) fast, and a wild, loose sort of (2) you-ain't-never-gonna-match-this. Today, as I was completing my short, mellow affirmation jog around the block, I decided to try the sprint. To my satisfaction, I could manage gear #1 or something close to it. But I could tell that the left leg would not be able to engage at gear #2. Well, I intend to fix that, at some point. I thank the various among you for the crude and irreverent emails you have sent. I like the laughs.