Thursday, September 30, 2004

Fire hazard

Meaning no disrespect to anyone, have you ever noticed how women tend to be into scented soaps and candles? Weird, huh? To me, a candle is a smelly, smoky fire hazard. And I don't want my soap to smell, I want it to be silent in the olfactory realm.

I will try to convey this to you by analogy: Imagine if your tap water were colored, and left an tint on anything it touched. "But it's festive!" I would say.

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