Monday, October 25, 2004


Ladies and gentlemen, traitors of the press, and hated foreign emmisaries, welcome. Last night at 4 AM, coalition forces achieved victory in their latest campaign to relieve pressure on the central front. The battle was long, hard. Many were the sacrifices.

We allowed the evil one to escape. That was part of the plan. To relieve the pressure that was causing so much ... so much, ehhh... pressure.

This battle will have many phases. And it's not over yet. Our forces plan mopping up exercises later in the day. We have a plan. And we say to all food groups out there: You're either with us, or yer agin us.

God rest my anus.
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