P14: I know why the caged bird stinks
No disrespect is intended for Maya Angelou and her excellent works. But sometimes it is fun to play with famous titles. I also like "I know why the caged bird drinks" and "I know why the caged bird sins." But "stinks" seems better to me because it implies a whole range of unsavory conditions and inadmirable responses. "Drinks" and "sins" are too specific.