FOTM

I think it's been about five months since I last turned on my Windows computer. There were 35 critical security updates to install. This only proves that Microsoft is the best operating system, because the insurgents are getting so desperate. They hate freedom.

Left grip is 41 pounds (39, 41, 41), right grip is 96 pounds (96, 90, 94), left leg balance is 9 seconds, and inhale volume is 4750 mL.