Speech! Speech!

My speech is always a bit slow now, as if I'd just woken up, or was trying to stifle a yawn. It is sometimes slurred, and transitional consonants get dropped. I'm still intelligible, but I get the sense that everyone I talk to on the phone wishes this guy would hurry up.

Left grip is 36 pounds (34, 36, 36), right grip is 88 pounds (85, 87, 88), left leg balance is 8.06 seconds, and inhale volume is 4500 mL.