Memory

Mom was showing me a new kind of book.

"Poo?" I said, "His name is Poo?"

"Yes," said my mother, "Pooh. Winnie the Pooh."

"Is his name really Poo?"

"It's Winnnie the Pooh."

"Poo? His name is poo-poo?"

"Not that kind of poo," she said. "It's spelled differently."

Left grip is 21 pounds (21, 19, 15), right grip is 66 pounds (66, 54, 66).