I'm no statistician, so all I did was hold a ruler up to the computer screen, but it appears that at this rate, my left grip strength will hit zero about 950 days after diagnosis. That's 2.6 years after Jan. 13, 2004, or July, 2006.
It's hard to tell exactly, but the right grip should hit zero around 1300 days after diagnosis, 3.56 years, or June, 2007.
I'll still be handsome as ever.
On the UCLA story, it looks like the pipsqueak is backing down with a whimper.
Left grip is 20 pounds (15, 19, 20), right grip is 66 pounds (66, 66, 60).