I had an ultrasound yesterday. They want to see if my abdominal pains are caused by gallstones induced by the ceftriaxone infusions. I think the report will be that I have no gallstones.
My exceptional wife, darling daughter, and goodly CNA all came with me. I got the images on a CD. I like this one because the gall bladder, shown here, looks like a rodent ... or a fetus.
By the way, you can ALL congratulate me for not making any pregnancy-related jokes or references to the staff. They must be SO tired of guys getting an ultrasound saying "Is it a boy or a girl?"