The printed address for getting to my stomach tube insertion surgery were correct, but the helpful guy who explained it on the phone to my detail-oriented wife sent us to the wrong place, in an adjoining building. After about half an hour of searching, we wound up in the right place.
Let me just say that women are better than men. They are much more likely to help others, which is a cornerstone of civilization. There is a whole support group of people who help us, most of whom are women, or cool husbands who wouldn't otherwise be involved, but for their wives.
A woman drove us to the hospital, arriving at our house at 5:00 AM to do so.